Luke

Mamaroneck, New York

pineapple on pizza / no pineapple

I can't think of a strong enough way to say how absolutely never ever should there ever be a fruit of any kind on my pizza.

sweet / savory

I have a complicated relationship with sweet, mainly because I had a period in my early adult life where I had 17 cavities drilled and filled over a period of one year. So now I am focusing on savory more.

board game / video games

Board games. Fun fact when I was a kid I was barred from playing Monopoly with my friends because I was so intense at it I literally would make them cry. Wait a minute you mean normal kids don't add enforceable written contracts to their monopoly games?

summer / winter

Summer, absolutely hands down no doubt in my mind. Although I understand the whole "duality of life is what gives life purpose" thing. I am mainly upset with winter because of how dark it is. It's just so dark and cold all the time.

cats / dogs

Cats. So obviously the right choice. They are self-cleaning, you don't have to walk them at 7AM in the rain, they don't slobber, they purr, need I continue?

cook / wash dishes

Washing dishes hands down. My exchange rate is approximately 10:1, meaning I'd rather wash dishes for 10 hours than cook for 1 hour. This is not an exaggeration.